school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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