my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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