Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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