Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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