I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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