How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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