how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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