i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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