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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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