Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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