Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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