dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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The feeling are messing with the penis
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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