she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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