matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Is it penis luge time yet?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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