I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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