we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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