Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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