i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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