Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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