Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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