Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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