so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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