Kiss
Puke
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
