Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
