oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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