Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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