Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My day in three words: secret purse cake
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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