i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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