I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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