What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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