# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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