Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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