spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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