okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Still dying that you shit outside
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