whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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