WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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