babies were throwing up all over the place
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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