its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We need to get me chipped asap
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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