So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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