yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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