Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
