five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
