when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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