i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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