The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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