More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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