dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He shit in the fireplace
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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