your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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