It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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