Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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