the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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