If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I want a musical about memes.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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