I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you had me at cake vodka
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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