So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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