He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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